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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Breaking News: Manipulating Your Touchscreen Phone

This just in, fresh from our agents in the field:

You can activate the touchscreen on your iPhone 4s with your lips, tongue, and nose.

HOWEVER--it doesn't work every time and doesn't seem likely to be useful on the QWERTY touch keyboard.

Initial reports indicate that brevity is a key factor in using non-digital* interface with the screen.

More news as further testing and results become available.

*cwutididthar?

1 comment:

  1. icwutudidthar,

    I would be interested in data on elbows, cheeks*, and toes if it becomes available.

    *all four.

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