Title Card reads: Sudden Change of Scenery

As I stagger forth into some new things in this life, a new blog seemed kind of appropriate. Right now I have this quite-possibly-delusional idea that there are some folks who might want to follow my wacky exploits and hijinks.

Even more unrealistically, I seem to think that this will be the blog I SHARE WITH THE WORLD. And that like Benetton, all the magical colors that is the rainbow of my friends will unite under this blog, and everyone will read it and go, "Oh, that NAME REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS hasn't changed one bit."

Then I remember things like how I have a potty mouth, even when typing. And sometimes I tend to overshare. And write bad poetry. And have kind of a boring life. And even when being boring, manage to offend people. So, like, maybe this isn't the best idea, the uni-blogging to encompass friends, family, those I leave behind and those I haven't met.

But then, my head starts hurting I say CENSORED, let's just do this thing.

So I'm about to lay tracks and depart the sub tropical ecosystems of the Floridian swamps for the oceanside desert city of angels. You wanna come along for the ride?