Quote of the Day

From the very beginning of a phone conversation. Said in earnest, not jest, from my friend:

My friend: Oh, you have pants on? I haven't made it that far yet.

I laughed through the next two minutes of conversation.

Mah friendz. Is besta, ya?

ETA: You don't often get two in one day.

Skype-ing with my family for the first time.

Me: It's been great talking to you guys. I'll just got throw myself in traffic now.

My Dad: Don't worry, hon. You'll miss.

My old man, inspiring ego melt downs since 1888.