If you've ever wondered how to write an amazing pop song, wonder no longer. In fact, with this instruction, you can write EVERY amazing pop song:
But wait, maybe there's a special someone you need to impress. Wooing is called for. What can you do? AoA has the answer:
I'm not gonna lie. That takes me right back to Junior High. Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD--the East Coast Family! Back in Philly we used to dream about this every day . .
Oh, er, sorry. Got carried away.
But with all this great instruction, let us not forget those less fortunate than us. Let reflect with pity and piety on the godless heathens who suffer under the yoke of unenlightenment.
Via con dios, dudes.
Links for those if your on a tetchy machine that doesn't do flash or embedded youtubez. I'm looking at you, freaking iPad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I&feature=player_embedded
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5f0cf25368/how-to-write-a-love-song?rel=player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWA1A9XFi8&feature=related
Oh, this is timely.
ReplyDeleteThere I was, trying to play guitar and failing miserably—but now I know the secret. I'll be rocking in no time, and I'm even developing the appearance of a sensitive side thanks to the shitty love song tutorial.
Yes, now maybe I and my klesmer band can finally break through with a Top 40 hit.
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Uncle Schlomo will be so happy.
I am so glad that I checked in here tonight. After the bombastic AI results show where the judges had to save the A$$ of an enormously talented musician I needed a good laugh. I'm going back up and watch that first video at least two more times before turning in. Muchas gracias Hawk!!
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