Time for Plan B?

 

My 401k/Pension Plan. It's actually kind of morphed into my General Income and Homelessness Avoidance Plan as well.

The returns on this investment aren't quite working out as I'd hoped.

As if this tableau weren't tragic enough, the pathetic truth is that I didn't even bother to check any of these tickets until I cleaned out my desk. Some of them are over six months old. Some are from across the country.

That's right. I buy lotto tickets and don't even check them. Insert profound observation about expecting disappointment even in my fantasies here.