Why, God, Why?

Why have I been up since 4:30 and no Dr. Pepper or Pepsi has magically manifested in my house?

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

*sigh*

Back to sending out resumes. One may question the wisdom of penning missives in bleary eyed, wee hours of the morn. One would be right to do so.

Likely responses to my fuddled applications?

How do I feel about that?