Blahg: i feel like i've aged three years in one morning

Sunday, October 16, 2016

One of those days.

My life is underwhelming while overwhelming me in all the wrong ways.

there's gotta be a break in this action

My Oprah Book of the Month dustjacket blurb.

Come with me, won't you, on this tragical history tour of gossamer-winged unicorns, magical glitter velociraptors, vulgar language my mother wishes I wouldn't use, irresponsible aspersion-casting, in no way legally binding or even partially true assertions, waving of thine hands in the air as if thee doth not care, possibly stalkerish behavior, and generally useless rambling, with specifically useless ranting? Surely in this place you will find yourself either uplifted by your comparatively immense talent and wit, or reassured that others exist even more random than yourself. Here at Blahg, we put the “ah” back in “blg.”

Blahg

Blather. Wince. Repeat.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

i feel like i've aged three years in one morning

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