Consider this:
Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Because that guy totally has you beat.
SPOILER: He lived. Because the second floor isn't really a deathseekers best choice. This is the unluckiest mofo on the planet.
I laughed so damn hard when my friend mentioned this in casual conversation. See ya in hell.
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