Liveblogging the A-Team Marathon, Pt. 2

Well, we're still in season one. Let's see what the guys are up to.

• Hannibal calls his big gun "Baby."
• Face is dressed as a priest. He manages to look even sleazier in a collar. Amazing.
• BA just put together a two man motorized glider with duct tape.
• Guys, I'm still messed up from that episode with Hannibal in blackface. Daaafuuuuq?
• Hillbillies like to set people on fire. Why? I don't think they ever explained the motivation for this one.
• Murdock is singing German....opera?
• "It all depends on. . . . how ripe the melons are." That's not even an innuendo.
• Awww, Face understands all about Murdock's imaginary dog, Billy, and the profound psychological need it fulfills for him. They are BFFs. Also, PTSD is hi-larious.
• Hannibal loves taking off his costumes. In front of people. Hmm.
• What the hell is this?

Homegirl's new car is fuuuuuuuugly.

• Oh, thank god. Makeover.

Modified cow-catcher makes all the difference.

• Hannibal is in drag. On a motorcylce. Face is riding bitch. They just jumped over a car. George Peppard is one facially disadvantaged woman.
• Ha ha! Drink your milk, Mr. T!
• They just threw an unconscious BA out of a plane wearing a parachute. BA needs new friends.
• "Look Hannibal! Are those empty gas cans next to that ammo dump?" Deus ex incompeta. 

Well, I've made my roomie endure enough. Next time, Face pretends to be a bridegroom. That may be even less convincing that the priest.