Blahg: If You Have An Ass, I Will Haul It

Departure -- 10:24 am
Arrival -- 3:43 pm

My Oprah Book of the Month dustjacket blurb.

Come with me, won't you, on this tragical history tour of gossamer-winged unicorns, magical glitter velociraptors, vulgar language my mother wishes I wouldn't use, irresponsible aspersion-casting, in no way legally binding or even partially true assertions, waving of thine hands in the air as if thee doth not care, possibly stalkerish behavior, and generally useless rambling, with specifically useless ranting? Surely in this place you will find yourself either uplifted by your comparatively immense talent and wit, or reassured that others exist even more random than yourself. Here at Blahg, we put the “ah” back in “blg.”

Blahg

Blather. Wince. Repeat.

Friday, April 12, 2013

If You Have An Ass, I Will Haul It

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