Blahg: April 2017

one day i will live on my island and no one will ever be able to hurt me again

My Oprah Book of the Month dustjacket blurb.

Come with me, won't you, on this tragical history tour of gossamer-winged unicorns, magical glitter velociraptors, vulgar language my mother wishes I wouldn't use, irresponsible aspersion-casting, in no way legally binding or even partially true assertions, waving of thine hands in the air as if thee doth not care, possibly stalkerish behavior, and generally useless rambling, with specifically useless ranting? Surely in this place you will find yourself either uplifted by your comparatively immense talent and wit, or reassured that others exist even more random than yourself. Here at Blahg, we put the “ah” back in “blg.”

Blahg

Blather. Wince. Repeat.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

never safe, never okay

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