I can walk away from that.
But two? Two?
TWO!
So it looks like I'm watching at least part of The Punisher. Until I remember how much it sucks and fills me with a strange loathing for John Travolta that's best left unexplored.
Then I'll probably give in and watch at least part of The Deep Blue Sea because: Shark Wrangler Wut? Sheeyit--that's all you had to say. Also, this was my intro to Thomas Jane, whose real name I did not learn for years and called "Chirstopher Lambert's bastard child."
Oh, look: Twilight is available, too.
And then I should probably just start banging my head into concrete.
p.s.
but really tho
I mean, you see this, right?
It gets even stupider.
Now wait just a minute here. . .
I think the may start to become embarrasingly revealing. So let's distract with the number one "those two guys they are so the same."
Totes twinsies! Oh my lord, what the crapshait????
Okay, I've gone too deep in the interwebz again. By gods, though, his hair is magnificent there. Truly.
Goodnight everybody!
p.p.s.
Thank you, Thomas Jane, for your incredible body of work.
Seriously. Thanks.
And god bless Roy Scheider.