You Know That Feeling?

When you wish somebody liked you enough that they just wanted to call you up and spend an evening hanging out, grabbing dinner, and talking to you? And they were keen about it and sought you out?

You know, the feeling that you are such a neat and interesting person that somebody just really wants to spend time with you, to hear what you think?

*sigh*

Yeah, that feeling.

If You Think You Are Having A Bad Day

Consider this:

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Because that guy totally has you beat.

SPOILER: He lived. Because the second floor isn't really a deathseekers best choice. This is the unluckiest mofo on the planet.

I laughed so damn hard when my friend mentioned this in casual conversation. See ya in hell.